|'On the Tiles' by Ron Acme.|
An artist's impression of L.A.P.D Homicide
Sergant Roger Murtaugh after a night out.
But did he? Drink. Too much?
Some people say I drink too much - my mum, wife, doctor, boss, my dogs, Lindsay Lohan, my liver - while other people say I don't drink enough - me, David Hasselhoff, my 'mates' that don't know my name at the pub, drunk me. But one thing is for sure; the evidence is inconclusive.